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by patmcb March 31, 2017

googling

1. A way to pass the time at work.

2. A method by which one can surruptiously stalk the hot chick in accounting who is oblvious to you existance.

3. How I found a Paris Hilton download.

'Jetson, your googling will cost you your job'

by Frankie Hollywood December 23, 2003

Googleing

The act of putting googley eyes on various things such as; paintings, statues, etc.

My friend and I went statue googleing when we got bored.

by Opie2011 October 15, 2010

Google It

When you can not answer a complicated question

Ann:Susie how long does it take for the earth to orbit the sun.
Susie: That goes way back, how am I supposed to know google it

by Gardner9876 February 23, 2013

Google

definition 1: God's gift for people whom can't spell shit.
definition 2: The answer to all of our problems

Alex: How do you spell ______?
Me: ....I have no fucking clue.?
Alex: Google time!
Me: YAY! So glad we have Google!!!
*both feel lame now*

by Bob the Trany(we love you!!) July 26, 2009

Google+

A shitty app that desperately tries to become a decent social media website when in reality the only way they've ever earned the amount of users they have is because of how they latch onto YouTube like a leech or else nobody would care about it's existence (and rightfully so). It features:
-Awful platforming and organization.
-Shit people without any form of social life
-The holy grail of horny, roleplaying 10 year olds and up.

We all hope that any active Google+ user never actually reproduces in real life. Or else the future of our planet will be filled with sensitive snobs who have trouble connecting with other human beings who attention seeks at every opportunity they could take.

Joe: Wow! Google+ is an amazing app! I love talking with pathetic nobodies!
John: Please get laid, Joe.

by Croconaww November 16, 2018

googled

to be in a relationship with someone who works for Google, and therefore is a kept man/woman.

Jessica? Oh she got googled. She meets her boyfriend at work to eat the free Google lunch and then they go on a Google bike ride.

by nyk2663 June 1, 2011