Jon's Garage

A place to place one's penis.

Dude 1: ah fuck, where should I place my dick?
Dude 2: man... It's gotta be in Jon's Garage!

by JonsGarageBoy May 9, 2022

garage motel

A law-enforcement term for a hotel that hides its main purpose -- providing kinky rooms for brief trysts for, say, two cheaters or a john and his escort. Garage motels feign respectability by calling l themselves "hotels" -- yet they feature indoor garages and internal staircases to protect identities of visitors., making them more expensive than "regular" motels. Garage motels rent rooms which may include mirrors on ceilings and heart-shaped beds.

The FBI explained that the 2006 Brink's robbery in Miami became especially serious after one of the robbers was kidnapped and taken to a garage motel to be tortured in secret. Though the place called itself the Princess Hotel, they soon learned it was a garage motel that made a lot of money renting out discreet access to rooms for an hour at a time.

by MTyeW23 July 15, 2021

Sperm garage

Usually refers to ass of female person with questionable morale, better known as whore or slut. Sometimes sperm garage can refers to that whore person itself.

*Situation one

Dude1 : "Hey i got some extra money from drug trafficing this weekend, wanna go over and spend it on sperm garages with me?"
Dude2: "Sure dad, i havent visited prostitutes since last week!"

*Situation 2

Dude1: " Hey bitch, wanna come over tonight? I want to fill that sperm garage of yours!"

Whore: "Sure baby, i cant wait for you to cum in my ass"

by CawkReider November 20, 2018

Chode Garage

Noun

"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.

One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."

by dats2dope January 4, 2010

dick garage

a nice warm place to park your dick

Excuse me. I'm kinda new in town. Do you know where I can find a good dick garage?

by dustin January 8, 2004

garage sale

n. When people who want to earn an extra buck throw their lameass crap on their front lawn and ask people to buy it for slighty over what they paid it for. These events are usually frequented by wordold people/word, wordsoccer moms/word, and wordcheapskates/word.

Garage sales usually smell like old people and antiques. I didn't even know antigues smelled until I went to a garage sale.

by Stuff It August 29, 2003

garage sale

In canoeing, a difficult stretch where the inexperienced frequently capsize.

This term makes more sense applied to canoing where there are boatloads of gear than in skiing where the gear strewn is limited to skiis, poles, and maybe a hat.

We should be at the garage sale rapids before noon.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004