dorito queef

When a pussy farts out dust.

Your mom is so old her pussy is full of Dorito queefs.

by dr dorito March 05, 2016

Dorito Dusting

The art of spray tanning after Dyngus season

I can't wait for Dyngus day to be over so I can go Dorito dusting to prepare for my vaca in Cabo

by DyngusDevil March 29, 2013

Dorito Cereal

Dorito Cereal is the new stoner food!!!! The birth of this meal was on September 15, 2014 in Shairi Stanley's apartment kitchen. The ingredients consist of:
Doritos (any flavor)
Velveta nacho cheese
Seasoned Ground Beef (optional)

Rotel
Sour Cream (optional)
Jalapeños (optional)

Shairi: I have serious munchies...
Inner Shairi: You got nacho cheese and meat in the fridge.
Shairi: Oh shit yea! And I got jalapeños and sour cream.
Inner Shairi: And Doritos!
Shairi: But no clean plates!
Inner Shairi: Mix all that shit up and eat it!

Shairi: Fuck yea! It looks like cereal, Dorito Cereal!!!!

by Rashad B. September 15, 2014

Dorito Wasted

Similar to "Chocolate Wasted" it is consuming many Doritos or any kind of chips at one sitting.

Jordan and Amber get dorito wasted 6 times a week. They need to cut it out.

by erdnoid July 14, 2011

deadly dorito

A type of suicide pact involving three people, where everyone stands in a triangle and shoots the person to their right.

Hey, I heard Simon, Michael, and Rachel are gonna do a deadly dorito tonight.

by LegenDairyBS February 13, 2018

Dorito Syndrome

The full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of Doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. Sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.

Guy #1: How's it going?

Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.

Guy #1: How did you let that happen?

Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!

by Jscotty October 17, 2007

Neato Dorito

A phrase used to describe things that are completely and totally awesome.

This new TV show is neato dorito!

by Casey Moe October 25, 2008