Charles

Confused and horny; could be referred to as an opp

This dude Charles would fuck a grasshopper if he could

by Trappaboy6969 May 13, 2022

Charles

This name probably belongs to some moronic dickwad with a camelback hairline, ranting on and on about why his country is the best (most likely Singapore). He also has an Italian friend that does absolutely everything in his power to piss him off, and behave exactly the same (vice versa is true as well).

Charles: I hereby declare Singapore to be the best country.
Marlon (that one italian friend): omfg Charles, stfu, Italy is the best.

Charles: Oh yeah, prove it.

Marlon: Bro, we literally invented pizza.

Charles: Nah that was america.

Marlon: tf?! ah forget it. What about pasta, we invented that too.

Charles: Oh yeah, i love eating pasta-
Marlon: HA, i told y-
Charles: Raw, dry crunchy pasta that's been pre grinded into powder.

Marlon: ...well what about Singapore, it's not even a country
Charles: *Insert dramatic music* 👀

Extra 1: omg, he said it!
Extra 2: Son of a gun, he actually said it
Charles: *Insert more dramatic music* *starts releasing murderous aura*
Marlon: I should not have said that...-

by Punjabi Peanut July 4, 2023

Charles

A buttfuck

Hey, bro you wanna go have a charles?

by bigdickj0e October 20, 2014

A Charles

When someone blatantly walks around with a raging hard on, but their dick is really small.

I know were standing next to China, and those people have small dicks, but you should still be really embarrassed walking around with a Charles.

by Chucck Nasty October 20, 2010

charles

A term for pretty much anybody, though usually used for somebody one does not like.

Comes from the I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch} video

What the shit is this Charles doing?

Shut the fuck up, Charles

by Bamf June 20, 2006

Charles

A derrogatory nickname against innocent blondes. Usually used in place of proper name, sometimes just randomly shouted. Always gets said blonde very very mad.

Person: "Hey, Charles!"
Blonde: "That's NOT my name."

Person: "Charles, will you pass the napkins?"
Blonde: "Will you please shut the bloody hell up?"

by Miss Mal January 15, 2004

Charles

Charles is a mad cunt, he got a big dick, he gets mad puss, so next time you see a Charles offer to give him a gobby or a mad fuck and ride him like a motorcylce

Girl 1: Man I fucked a dude last night with a huge dick.

Girl 2: Was his name Charles, cause they always have big dicks

Girl 1: I think so he said to call him CJ.

by bigmaccas19346 October 19, 2017