zipper critter

A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.

Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.

Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.

by Torbert July 06, 2018

rusty zipper

When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.

Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.

by bigCincincy September 30, 2015

Zipper Puppet

Homo, an asshole that is so gay, you can feel the gay eminating from their pores. (Faggot)

Wow, that guy sounds really fruity, must be a zipper puppet.

by SuperSpico October 03, 2019

red zipper

A bong hit. A mispronouncing of the word “rizzipper” , meaning a “rip” off the bong. This term would be spoken by an extremely stoned or retarded person.

Brian: “Cun I had a red zipper Twace ?
Trace: “ No B - I smoked it all”

by Dean Gallberry March 22, 2019

zipper lip

A Zipper lip is when a female is so cum drunk and cock hungry, she hastily rips the zipper down and while doing so her lip get caught in the zipper.

That chic wanted my cock so badly she got zipper lip.

by Tre from Tucson September 12, 2017

Zipper cream

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.

Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.

by redread January 19, 2014

zipper squat

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.

Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.

by Uncle Matto July 04, 2010