Someone who works out and gets super buff and stays that way for a little while until inevitably they return to their fat state!
by Black Techno Dude July 28, 2017
Get the Muscle Touristmug. by CervixPunchR January 10, 2023
Get the Taco Touristmug. by kodytheboyscoutslayer October 1, 2008
Get the asian touristsmug. Most of these people are fucking pussies. Although I am an American, I stand firm on that opinion. Most of the little shit American tourists go around in other nations, mostly Europe, doing any, if not all of the following:
a) Wearing a Canadian flag on their backpack/shirts
b) Pretending they're used to driving on the left
c) Watching a soccer (football) match and pretending they know what the fuck is going on and/or acting like they give a shit about what is happening on the field
d) Trying to use an English accent, but doing an Austrailian one instead. Dumb asses.
e) They're too busy thinking they'll be deemed an asshole or some bull shit like that instead of not giving a fuck and enjoying their vacation.
f) Say "mate" "wanker" "lad" "chap"
g) Pretend like they know what the difference is between Tony Blair and the Queen.
I personally have nothing against European views on anything above.
Who turned the tide in WWII? America. Where did most every day life inventions come from? Americans. Where was Lance Armstrong, one of the greatest motivational men in history, come from? America. Who first landed on the moon? An American. What kind of tourists are the biggest pussies? Americans.
a) Wearing a Canadian flag on their backpack/shirts
b) Pretending they're used to driving on the left
c) Watching a soccer (football) match and pretending they know what the fuck is going on and/or acting like they give a shit about what is happening on the field
d) Trying to use an English accent, but doing an Austrailian one instead. Dumb asses.
e) They're too busy thinking they'll be deemed an asshole or some bull shit like that instead of not giving a fuck and enjoying their vacation.
f) Say "mate" "wanker" "lad" "chap"
g) Pretend like they know what the difference is between Tony Blair and the Queen.
I personally have nothing against European views on anything above.
Who turned the tide in WWII? America. Where did most every day life inventions come from? Americans. Where was Lance Armstrong, one of the greatest motivational men in history, come from? America. Who first landed on the moon? An American. What kind of tourists are the biggest pussies? Americans.
by Mr. Gzella December 12, 2006
Get the american touristmug. One that is preparing for a political discourse in response to any event. Mostly used by struggling celebrities
Person 1: "You heard what any high profile person said about Trump?"
Person 2: "He/She's just a election tourist. Wants to get more attention on her making it seem like she's on the good side."
Person 2: "He/She's just a election tourist. Wants to get more attention on her making it seem like she's on the good side."
by Zeproduct May 27, 2020
Get the election touristmug. by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 19, 2006
Get the Intestinal Touristmug. Someone who pretends to care about your chronic/serious illness on social media, but never offers their help in any real meaningful capacity.
Someone who uses your medical struggles for clout.
Someone who uses your medical struggles for clout.
"Becky commented on my Facebook post about my struggle with chemo, so I asked her if she wanted to hang out. She left me on read. She's nothing but a grief tourist."
"Sandra posted about my surgery without my permission and said it's 'so hard' for her to watch me go through this."
"Sandra posted about my surgery without my permission and said it's 'so hard' for her to watch me go through this."
by butterfly_bre February 11, 2021
Get the grief touristmug.