Orbital ignorance

The phenomenon by which a person loses 20 IQ points or more by being in the vicinity of a stupid person

"Nathan caused Kevin to suffer from orbital ignorance almost daily".

by chaosoftime June 16, 2011

elliptical orbit

The most badass way to orbit because it is the way all planets orbit!!!!

What is the planets elliptical orbit?

by DA best at definitioning October 30, 2018

i'm an orbit

if the person who told this to you is enby or woman aligned, they are most likely saying they are a lesbian or sapphic since the kpop girl group LOONA and their fandom (orbits) are known to be extremely gay.

sapphic: oh haha i'm an orbit
person: oh, you like girls?
sapphic: yes

by loonaskz January 30, 2021

Orbital Strike

What to use when you have to kill every last thing in a large area.

Oh man, there are too many {insert living beings here} here, time to bust out the orbital strike.

by СукаБлять January 3, 2015

orbital fetus

a gifted bullshit artist (or any talented individual) that needs to get his head out his ass and make some art and/or rule the world

"yo, son, you seen Jeez aroun'" .."no, i think he went orbital fetus on us"

by Sun4ged stalks March 1, 2008

greeting orbit

When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.

We strolled through the crowd arm in arm, she knowing everyone and stopping to chat - me knowing nobody and in perpetual greeting orbit.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 24, 2009

de-orbit

Verb: To descend (as in a spacecraft) from orbit around the Earth, or other planetary body.

"Following their mission to the Hubble Space Telescope, the crew of the Space Shuttle successfully executed their de-orbit procedure and landed safely at the Kennedy Space Center."

by speedog April 24, 2010