The Leopard nut

The first male ejaculate is called the leopard nut. The leopard nut is called as such because it allowed men to nut and run very quickly out of danger after doing the deed... much to the dismay of many women. The true test of male sexual stamina should be the nut that follows the leopard nut. Think of the leopard nut as an appatizer before the main course.

The leopard nut allowed mankind to reproduce quickly before a leopard/large predator could eat them. That's why men cum quickly on the first go...

Her dad almost caught us last night, she didn't cum but I sure did. You can thank the leopard nut for that freebie.

by The dude's dude July 12, 2023

under the butt nut hut

When a female has so much extra skin on her Goochthat it creates a shelter around your scrotum.

The girl got so wet you could find her on doppler radar, I had to keep dry in her under the butt nut hut...

by Von Dubz February 22, 2004

The Honey Nut Scooter

There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.

"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"

"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."

by John P. Smith April 24, 2008

the big nut

Ethan the all mighty nut giver lays out the fattest nuts in the world even though his penis is small he is the big nut

Yo did u see the big nut do that?

by why not11111111111111111111111 July 19, 2019

The euphoria nut

The euphoria nut is when you nut so hard you achieve divinity. This power can only last for a short while and after the experiense you are rewarded with wisedom and honor.

Guy "Fap fap fap fap"
Guy "Aaaaaaah! I know the answers of the world "
Guy " THE EUPHORIA NUT"
Guy "Forgets it all"

by Eliasboi November 4, 2019

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

the saltiest nut

Masturbating while crying.

“I busted the saltiest nut over Jessica yesterday”

by nottherealilluminati June 25, 2018