by Z-dad March 02, 2018
Allison uses the MacGyver Theory at her portrait studio. Like, "Get me my snorkel, an avocado, and some dead tree branches. This is going to be the best baby portrait EVER!"
by Realtalk12 May 17, 2015
A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom
"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
by Pussyliquer October 29, 2017
The act of pulling a '69 Flamethrower' on any person that puts a thumbs down on the definition of the '69 flamethrower'. It involves a paper clip, a binder clip, a piece of gum, and left handed page spreader covered in 24 Karat gold.
Big Rhonda- What do you mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower?!!?
Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- What do YOU mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower'?!!?
Big Rhonda- I am going to pull a Macgyver on anyone that puts a thumbs down on the 69 flamethrower!
Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- Yeah it happened.
Big Rhonda- HUUHH?!!?
Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- What do YOU mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower'?!!?
Big Rhonda- I am going to pull a Macgyver on anyone that puts a thumbs down on the 69 flamethrower!
Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- Yeah it happened.
Big Rhonda- HUUHH?!!?
by I am back May 15, 2010
Guy who can escape from any dangerous situation with only a paperclip, a rubber band, and some chewing gum.
Hey, did you ever see that show MacGyver?
You mean the guy who had the killer Ray-Bans?
Yep, that's the one!!
You mean the guy who had the killer Ray-Bans?
Yep, that's the one!!
by definitionsanonymous June 17, 2016
A clever guy named Ryan, AKA MacGyver who seems to always pull himself and those around him out of tight spots and fix things with very limited resources. Has your boat motor just died leaving you "stranded" in the middle of a large body of water? No problem! He'll fix it with a pair of pliers and a rusty nail he found in the bottom of the boat, because that's the ONLY "tools" on board!
by F'n MacGyver February 05, 2020
When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.
I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!
by Dirty JJJ March 12, 2011