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KP

A little guy who always shits in his pants.
He smells bad must be a KP.
by pbxy January 2, 2017
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2 of the topest men you will ever meat well hung and easy going easy to get along with but will bum you mum straight up the gary
kp and butler donny bad boys2 of the topest men you will ever meat well hung and easy going easy to get along with but will bum you mum straight up the gary would ruin you mum dinner dumper but still enjoy a nice afternoon out with rest of family and be loved what a set of men any one would be lucky to have one
by kp butler donny legends July 22, 2022
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KP

Kieng Points- a type of points used to compare one another's achievements in the augmented reality Pokemon Go. A higher KP means higher stats or you're stronger than someone else. Kieng points range from 0-1000, and is widely used by players around the world.
Damn, yama1989DD has a very high KP! That's out of this world stats!
by KarWaiPogo November 10, 2019
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KP

this mfk play too much🙄 his ass be crippled every other month. How he 15 and already had hip surgery it’s giving grandpa👨🏾 🦳. He 5’10 with a 6’1 gf 🤣 (we love you Kristina). He be fake sometimes he’ll listen to you convo give you advice but then tell the other person what you was saying. All love tho😭
No one:
KP: is it because I’m black
Everyone: If you don’t shut up
by nastybitchesonly November 11, 2021
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[kp]

kp
(1)stands for king pussy
(2)someone who is self-centered and thinks they are always right.
(3)arrogant person,who is spoilt.
(4)for those who watch zombie movies a kp is the guy that always makes a fuss,whiny whould let his group die to save his hide.
(5)most af the time a kp is a nerd yho tries to fit in. he fails.
(1)man Ben is such a kp talks abt how good he is at halo3 yet he got owned by my younger bro.
(2)person1:hey do you know how to do this question?
person2:moron its so easy.
person1:so how do you do it?
person2:u should umm err
person1;u dont know how to do it do you
person2:shut up man. u suck.(classic kp)

(3)hey mike i will kill you!u will see my mom then youll be sorry.u will pay for telling the whole class that i wrote the wrong answers for that test!(sniff)
me:bring it on kp!
by argo489 June 18, 2008
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I never expected you to be so bored that you reached this.
You tried finding new combinations of letters on your keyboard,
but you were too slow.
A: I tried typing wxsrvfynhi,kp/;o.lumjtbgecdqza on my keyboard to see if it existed yet, but someone beat me to it!
B: Cry about it its happened to me like a trillion times
A: Shut up you pigeon pistachio looking ahh bomboclat
B: *Calls mental asylum
by James Y toilet December 2, 2024
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KP

A five foot sqeaky voiced black dude. Who thinks he's way better than he is at anything he does. And also thinks his opinion holds more weight than it does.
Man 1:KP is really pissing me off.
Man 2: I know I'm about to get my 12 year old cousin to humble this dude.
Man 1: Shit, maybe your sister.
by Pvtdoofenshmertz July 10, 2021
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