Kim: “did you see that comedy video I sent you?”
Jim: “I sure did Kim! It was a real Stomach Kicker/Stomach Kickers!”
Jim: “I sure did Kim! It was a real Stomach Kicker/Stomach Kickers!”
by YupITookTheTime April 16, 2020
Danny is a goat kicker.
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie April 11, 2015
by mrvautin June 19, 2015
someone you work with who just kicks the "turd" and doesn't respond to emails, answers questions or does their job. They just "kick turds" all day.
Man - I emailed Kaicee a week ago to ask him a simple question and he still hasn't responded. He is such a turd kicker!
by phoenixgirl June 05, 2014
A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.
"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"
"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."
"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."
by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016
When somebody walks in on you as you are about to get on the job in an attempt to phase you, or throw you off your game; Cockblock
Her roommate tried to Ice the Kicker last night. It didn't phase me, I still put it through the uprights.
by John Michael Caine III January 25, 2011
bolton was known as a dog kicker when she went home and broke her door down and then kicked her dog after a bad day.
by Meehhhh August 23, 2007