A Mick Jagger

A quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your butt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
If done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.
I ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn't let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that fuckers pillow & car.
by BennyBen[S] January 24, 2009
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Mick Jagger

Another name for a pint of lager due to it sounding the same.
"I'll have a pint of Mick Jagger please"
by LanceSmith September 12, 2008
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Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.
"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"
by Kiyoshi Kane October 02, 2023
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Jagger Knighton

Bubbakoos manager basically runs the show loves his truck even though she boutta blow up
That trucks a POS must be Jagger Knighton
by Chicken little mastor January 14, 2022
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dirty jagger

sticking a corn dog up your partners ass and having them eat it with their butt
sorry man i can’t sit down, me and the wife did the dirty jagger last night
by MrReaperManz September 07, 2021
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Swagger Jagger

A song made by a girl named Cher Lloyd which people seem to rage on about, because they have no Swagger nor Attention of their own, making them a "Swagger Jagger."
Person 1: "That Swagger Jagger Song Is Shit!"
Person 2: "Do You have any Swagger?"
Person 1: "Of course I do, check these moves out!" *Does Some Gangster Wannabe Shit Moves*
Person 2: "Shaking My Head, Swagger Jagger."
by Bitch Named Deltrice August 24, 2011
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swagger jagger

swagger jagger a new word considerd "hip"

this word is from cher llyod's new song "swagger jagger" where she thinks shes a gangster with a bit of cheryl cole on the side...
this word is commonly mistaken by the phrase "swagger jacker"
where someone jacks your style!
girl 1:i have that jacket too
girl2: get some of your own swagger jagger!
by whelzerr July 12, 2011
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