Arctic Groundhog

The act of freezing your poop and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure.

Haley: So what did you and Tom do last night??
Claire: Well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an Arctic Groundhog.
Haley: What the hell is that?! That sounds amazing!!
Claire: Oh...,it was

by AZ-maattack August 23, 2011

Groundhogging

Verb
1. The cycle of matching with and dating the same types of people - and constantly feeling underwhelmed.

2. Syn.: Being closed-minded/ inviting date fails.

'Singles are stuck in a ‘groundhogging’ cycle. The same type. The same results. Again and again.'

by Dating Trends February 7, 2022

groundhog hog

The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.

- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.

- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.

by otto88 October 29, 2021

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023

Groundhog

An animal that has a whole holiday and movie dedicated to it. Most likely a Bill Murray fan. Doesn't take any shit from you. American, most likely. Also a character (Fafa) on the Glove and Boots Blog.

You : LET'S PLAY...no...no...
groundhog (Fafa) : JUST CHOOSE ALREADY!!

by ::horror movie trash:: May 9, 2018

Dirty Groundhog

The act of digging a hole and putting famous celebrity will Smith inside and burying him head first, then pulling down his pants and inserting maggots and worms into his asshole. Followed by calling him "you damn bowling head mother head fat fuckimg peice of hog shit" then farting on him

"I heard will Smith visited you yesterday day" "I did i gave him a Dirty Groundhog"

by SILLYSIMON69 September 24, 2021

sweaty groundhog

When you’re sweaty as hell and are able to easily slide out a deuce the size of a small mammal.

Ryan dropped a sweaty groundhog and swore there was an animal in the bowl afterward.

by Sweaty pikachu July 8, 2023