the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel

hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!

by burbman1969 November 18, 2020

The Pfizer Flu

The flu-like side effects one experiences after receiving Pfizer's Covid-19 vaccine.

Man, I was laid out with the Pfizer Flu all night after getting that shot.

by SaltyWiring April 21, 2021

avion flu

A condition wherein the consumer of absorbanent amounts of Avion Tequila completely loses all memory of the ridiculous things they did while under the influence of the fore mentioned drink. Also see alconesia.

"Wow, Stuart totally kicked your ass last night, why did you make out with his girlfriend?" "I was suffering from Avion flu, now hand me a bucket before I puke on you."

by Sparkyteach August 07, 2013

Bacon Flu

Bacon influenza is known to be caused by influenza A subtypes H1N1, H1N2, H3N1, H3N2, and H2N3.

Bacon Flu is Swine Flu.

People are dead because of Bacon Flu.

Wash your fucking hands, you don't want to get "Bacon Flu"!

Mexico, first narco-gang terrorism, now bacon flu.

by 870's April 28, 2009

debbage flu

Unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol. Also referred to as a hangover.

I was drunk all weekend and now I am suffering the debbage flu.

by shwooz February 02, 2005

Gubler Flu

Defined and caused by the actor/director/writer Matthew Gray Gubler. Explained by him in his blog.
What is the gubler-flu you ask?
It's a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world.
Once bitten,
you will be eager to learn the history of vaudeville,
you will find yourself watching old disney movies,
drinking rootbeer floats,

and carving pumpkins (even though its january),
you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks,

and will most likely grow a thin well manicured mustache (despite your gender).

I have been suffering from Gubler Flu ever since I got hooked on Criminal Minds and Matthew Gray Gubler's Unauthorized Documentary.

Me: Why am I sitting outside carving a pumpkin and drinking rootbeer in January?
Friend: Oh no! Your Gubler Flu is flaring up again!

by Muireled August 14, 2010

Squan Flu

The illness developed from living in the crack shacks of Manasquan, NJ for the summer months.

Dude, I woke up with a sore throat this morning.

Probably coming down with a case of Squan Flu.

by sherman11 July 20, 2009