Recipe is as follows: take one heaping serving of trouser chili and continue baking in your down-under oven until a crusty top layer forms while it remains moist and gooey below.
I was praying for a ghost shart, but when I was finally able to check I was horrified to discover that I had made some crack cobbler.
by Dave is Awesome February 23, 2019
Get the Crack Cobblermug. by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003
Get the coochie cobblermug. An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.
A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.
by hoss May 21, 2003
Get the Cobbler Bottommug. synonym for a drug dealer
by newsfaker July 20, 2009
Get the magic cobblermug. When a man cream pies while the girl begins to urinate simultaneously. This creates a cloudy-yellow slurry that happens to resemble peach cobbler.
Guy: Hey since your on Birth Control can I give you the a cream pie?
Girl: How about we do something a little more kinky?
Guy: Like the Peach Cobbler?
Girl: How about we do something a little more kinky?
Guy: Like the Peach Cobbler?
by R cubed July 18, 2009
Get the Peach Cobblermug. It's when a man sits in pie and wiggles his penis around wearing a costume. Occasionally the man starts tearing up, therefore it's known as Crybaby Squad.
One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass
(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")
One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass
(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")
SIMON: Bro, did you hear what Angela caught Patrick doing last night?
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.
by Clarkinator July 28, 2016
Get the Squat Cobblermug. Taking as many peach rings as possible, line your cock with them. Then have a girl give you a sloppy blowjob.
by Curtis Smith III March 26, 2011
Get the Peach Cobblermug.