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Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.
Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer

When a person excretes ejaculate onto their partner's stomach/chest and scoots through it while tooting like an old steam boat, leaving a wake of ejaculate across their partner's body. Pantomiming like you're pulling the cord to toot an air horn is a must for the perfection of this maneuver.

It seems that everyone posing about this term is wrong, most people think this term has to do with feces, but end up describing either a Hot Carl / Hot Karl or some modified version of a Hot Lunch or Chili Dog. A Cleveland Steamer has nothing to do with Feces it's semen.
I just jizzed on my girl's stomach and gave her the Cleveland Steamer.
by TamagachiYeet February 26, 2020
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The Portable Cleveland Steamer

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a shit on a female sex partner's chest.
I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.
by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021
mugGet the Cleveland Steamermug.

southern cleveland eagle steamer

Is when a creative man or woman produces a Southern Eagle while giving a Cleveland Steamer.
Tito Skug is known for his creative scatological performances, including the breathtaking Southern Cleveland Eagle Steamer.
by Poopfuckdickburn April 23, 2024
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Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.
Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"
by Kazcaz September 6, 2016
mugGet the Cleveland Steamermug.

Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded
Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus
by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024
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