captain on the shi

an alcoholic beverage mixed by someone whose had way too much to drink. this beverage often contains Captain Morgan, Smirnoff, chocolate milk, tequila, etc. it's a gross mixture, i wouldn't recommend it.

"Andy just made up one of his favorite drinks, called captain on the shi." or "I'm duckin' frunk! Another captain on the shi for me!"

by Samantha Rood November 19, 2007

captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020

Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third

Possibly the Most epic name you will ever see for a human being. Seeing this name is very rare

Person #1: "Hey have you see Captain Wedley?"
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."

by Choji98 February 8, 2010

Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday

Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

Captain goes down with the ship

Similar to Jump on the Grenade. An instruction to someone that they have to score with the ugly girl (the ship, especially a fat, ship sized minger), so that there friends can pull the hot ones.
From the naval tradition that a captain should not flee a sinking ship but shoud instead stay and drown.

Captain Goes down with the ship Sam. come on youll enjoy it as much as Helga will.

by Cillie October 29, 2005

Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

by definer of fools November 13, 2007