butt crest

The top, or peak, of your butt crack.

When Laura bends over, you can see the crest of her butt. It's her butt crest.

by Go Nuts for Donuts October 24, 2015

royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.

I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3

by King of the Crest August 30, 2022

Crest E-Act Academy

A school where the teachers expect us to "Lock in" when the teachers send us to reset

Theres this Fat old Teacher Named Mr Okhas who gets angry at the Y11s when he is not i the mood
oh yeah he also pulled an office teacher somehow

People vape in the school and the teachers think of us as terrible students

Crest E-Act Academy can be used ina way to insult somebody in a harsh way or call them a menace

by Ramzie.AB December 06, 2024

Crest Hill

It is shaped like a gutted torso that is huge obesity and is a sexual zone.

My girl is like Crest Hill!
I bet she likes it

by bitchdipshit February 21, 2021

Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

by BigBlueWeenie November 05, 2021

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 25, 2020

Rare Crested Quanch

A slang term for the common pidgeon (aka: feathered rat, gutterbird)

Look! A Rare Crested Quanch!

by quanch December 08, 2003