A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job.
For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard
For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard
by Heather Scott November 4, 2004
Get the teaching mug.A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30
At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing
by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023
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Thatching
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The sexual act of climaxing in which two people are role playing, one as an ostrich and one as an egg. Typical in the North Country of New York, this act involves the male (or more masculine partner) to sit on the female (or more feminine partner) just as an ostrich would sit on an egg. When the female climaxes, this is considered the "hatching" of the egg.
OMG, I'm hatching so hard right now!
You be the ostrich, I'll be the egg. Now sit on me, I want to hatch!
You be the ostrich, I'll be the egg. Now sit on me, I want to hatch!
by Charles Steeleworthy IV February 11, 2013
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by Musicxman December 21, 2010
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by Jragyn January 21, 2010
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this place was dead till ada started hatching the shit out of that egg now everyone is on the floor focused as fuck.
by chickenmuch September 21, 2014
Get the hatching mug.The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.
mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia
by CONCORD FREDRICK THE SICK MIND FROM HELL October 30, 2006
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