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skull crease

almost exclusive to audiophiles, the skull crease is identified as an indent in ones hair, caused by a person's headphones pressing down his/her hair, making a 'crease'. this often happens when you play lots of music, or you just put your headphones on to block out what your teacher is telling you. this can also occur when a woman uses a headband or elastic to keep their hair from flying everywhere
my bro: wow that was an intense game of MW3!!
me: wow i bet.... nice skull crease.
my bro: wtf is that?
me: its the spot n ur head that ur hair is pushed down from wearing ur headphones.
my bro:is that good?
me: its a way of telling you that u need to get out more
by antoinette34 December 30, 2011
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crease

To hit someone in the balls. Schoolboy slang in Britain, from the doubled-up posture assumed by the person hit.
I jabbed my hand between his thighs and creased him.
by Jim44 September 21, 2005
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Wiener crease

The crease of a wiener
Wiener crease. She Came for the wiener, stayed for the crease”
by gatorwiz May 22, 2022
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Wiener crease

The diiiirty fold in a dink that gets filled with smagma
“I was real drunk one night in the swamp and went to give my step brother a blow job but his wiener crease was full of junk so I told him to go fuck a flat dawg”
by gatorwiz May 21, 2022
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Crease monkey

An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.

A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"

"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."

"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
by jpc1 December 7, 2009
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Sleep Creases

The marks on your face after falling asleep at school, work, etc...
John came out of the office with sleep creases. So I told him to GTFO
by Jimmy Hoffa is alive March 26, 2008
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nerd crease

The nerd crease happens when a red line on your stomach appears from slouching over a computer desk. This can happen from hours of playing such games as: Minecraft, World Of Warcraft, Runescape, league of legends and various other games.
Oliver: Hey check out my stomach its got a redline on it!
Andy: Woah that looks like a bad case of nerd crease you should stop slouching over your desk Oliver!
by justsomeone123 February 2, 2013
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