long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016

Texter's Remorse

The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.

Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.

text: hey rachael ill be there around 7

(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?

text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.

^He has texter's remorse^

by ShreddedDreamz January 28, 2009

Zombie Texter

Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.

1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!

2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.

by HalfBlood December 9, 2008

Bipolar Texter

An individual who will suddenly, mid-conversation stop responding to you via text. Or, an individual who has reckless emotional swings through text message.

Jamie: "Hey Steve did you talk to Chelsea last night.
Steve: "Yeah dude shes such a Bipolar Texter"
Jamie: "Yep, she does that to everyone"

by TrackieS#1 February 22, 2011

texter's cramp

muscular spasm that develops on the fingers of a person who types and sends texts inordinately.

Dude X: My fingers are hurting unbearably.
Dude Y: Texter's cramp, you know!

by uttam maharjan June 18, 2010

pink texter

A girl, or more precicely a girl who insists on using pink or red or light blue text in AIM especially when they also use a horrible highlight combination like red background and pink text to give you a headache.

who is this pink texter that just IMed you? do I know her?

by maxzilla October 5, 2007

dead texter

a person who is texting while walking and gets hit by a car, run into by a person, texting while driving, or falls off a curb and breaks their neck because they weren't paying attention to their surroundings.

Bob became a dead texter when he walked into traffic and was hit by a garbage truck while texting.

by wheelieguy September 14, 2010