Texas Gore-Tex

Hunting or construction clothing worn by Texans during non-hunting/construction activities, particularly skiing. The clothing color is usually tree-and-leaves camouflage or hunter orange. It is worn by Texans and other rural or midwestern people. The term also applies when such clothing is used for any urban activity. Despite the name, the clothing has historically not been made from Gore-Tex, but was considered what Texans have in lieu of Gore-Tex. It is typically purchased at Cabela's or Wal-Mart. Popular brands include Carhartt and Cabela's.

1. A skier wearing a full-length one-piece Carhartt coverall and hunter orange knit hat is wearing Texas Gore-Tex.
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."

by Carter Pewterschmidt November 24, 2009

Texas Nightmare

During the climax of a wet dream you awake while cumming. You wake up shooting hence texas nightmare

Joey is dreaming about hitting the ass and awakes during the climax of the dream "fuck i soiled my sheets, goddamn texas nightmare"

by Cheif Ace Rick May 13, 2012

backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.

Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017

Riding West Of Texas

Having sex a little on the kinky side, often with the use of erotic toys, lotions, or creams.

Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"

by Hageam January 16, 2008

Flower Mound, Texas

cant drive around for two minutes without seeing a range truck, a tesla, a porsche, or some other expensiveass car in flower mound, texas. richass town with nothing to do besides hang out at the local strip mall or go down to the lake. theres also two schools: flower mound high school and marcus high school which are filled with druggies who think theyre gangsta cuz they got caught with a vape by the assistant principals and got detention. buncha dumbass mfs at these schools where the onlyfans models date the soundcloud rappers who think they got clout after getting 100 plays on their latest song that no one gives a shit about. the only thing flomo is known for is that post malone has a penthouse near the lake and that local rapper money mamba has started to get it poppin recently. other than that flower mound a boringass town with gated neighborhoods, expensiveass restaurants, and a buncha spoiled ungrateful kids

"Hey how's your day been?"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"

by fuccflomo March 21, 2021

East Texas Hot Pocket

When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.

When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!

by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019

texas beltbuckle

when your nutsac is hanging out of the top of your pants.

hey, check out my texas beltbuckle!

by dizdood March 22, 2004