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antique teenager

A middle aged individual who dresses and acts like a teenager. If their using steroids the individual will sound like he's going thru puberty. Giving the term Antique teenager
Bummer man, My date turned out too be an Antique Teenager.

Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager

Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.
by Beansy June 22, 2017
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teenagers

people who suffer the most ageisum. most people dislike them. others dont understand them being a teenager is the hardest part of your when confused of who you are and what you wanna do with your life. which is made worse by ageist older people who think all of them are sex obssesd, drug dealing pot heads. Which i find very harsh
two teenagers are walking
adult one- look at those good for nothing kids
adult two- lets cross the road before they tryto sell us drugs
by poiuiyuyredfth October 7, 2006
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Tena

Tena: noun

1)Person with outstanding qualities in all areas of life.

2) Great friend
3) Awsome lover
A Tena in your life makes for a comfortable, loving home with lots of laughter and great food.
by fishingbuddy458 February 5, 2010
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Teenage girl

Definitions you shouldn't read if you're a teenage girl
Urban dictionary user: teenage girls are worse then the Holocaust
The teenage girl that searched "teenage girl" on Urban dictionary: i regret this
by Gotta let go October 10, 2020
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Teenage Trifecta

A teenage trifecta is composed of 3 things:

1. Teenage Males
2. Marijuana
3. Driving

If two come into play, you will most likely be ok.
If all three are involved, you will be fucked.
Chris: Yo wanna drive now?
Joe: Dude I can't man, we just smoked pot.
Chris: So what man, lets go to BK!
Joe: Yo come on, you gotta follow the teenage trifecta
by The King's Saint January 21, 2010
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Teenage Boner

The awkward and uncontrollable pubescent condition of genital arousal at the most inconvenient or inappropriate moments.

This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.
1) When you are sitting on a bus and you get a boner for no reason (or because there is a good looking girl staring at you) and you have to get off the bus at the next stop, but because of your raging hard-on you have wait for a few stops for the teenage boner to go down.

2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.
by Randz in TO December 13, 2013
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Teenager

Something im not proud to be, because a lot of teenagers are quite simply put; idiots.
Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.

Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.
by Not Zane September 8, 2004
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