Terd Burglar 

The toilette bowl, bathroom

1) I Got to go see the Terd Burglar
2) See ya later Terd Burglar

Terd Burglar by Randys spicy November 22, 2006

terd tapper 

one who is willing to penetrate the anal opening (sphincter); also known as your asshole. *Terd tappers are normally referred as homos

Joe Smoe was a terd tapper who liked to put it in little johny's butt

terd tapper by tweedonweed May 21, 2009

terd burglar 

someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.

Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.

terd burglar by Shitcornfuckdick January 17, 2008

Terd Cutter 

A fart ripped off that travels around an un pooed terd and picks up the scent.

You smell that? That's a terd cutter.

Terd Cutter by D-Lyrix February 19, 2010

Terd Knapper

1. A person or thing who is a complete idiot that is being annoying in any possible way


2. A person who steals crap and has intercourse with it.

1. -"Stop pinching your nipples in front of me you Terd Knapper, for G*d sake your a guy!

2. -"Yo Momma's a Terd Knapper!"

Terd Knapper by Peanut Butter Eater June 12, 2008

terd licker 

one who licks terds.

Sparky why are you a terd licker?

terd licker by Royal Fartsniffer 86 November 4, 2012

Terd in the punch bowl 

This is when a person becomes a hindrance on any type of group activity or event by raising concerns and not going along with the crowd.

Why is Greg such a Terd in the punch bowl. I know he ruins every party by telling his stories of how donkeys are great companions, we keep telling him chicks don't want to hear about donkeys. After reading the secret that guy has been a real drag.

Terd in the punch bowl by directly at the sun April 13, 2010