tetsu-schmidt

A large poo.
A Japanese/German hybrid celebrating both cultures love of defecation videos.

I wouldn't go in there, the smell from that steveadore's tetsu-schmidt is unreal.

by specialj June 5, 2005

Tempu

One who does not suck, and totally rocks out loud.

One who is cute.

One who is admired by X.

"She's Tempu, so she rocks."

by TempuFan July 3, 2005

temulence

state of extreme drunkenness, to be temulent is to be very drunk due to the overconsumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages

My girlfriend was so temulent from buck night at Woodstock's that she made out with her friend; She drank so much beer that she "reeked of temulence."

by Paul Gadbois March 21, 2009

texsulting

To insult another individual or group of individuals through text message.
(Not to be confused with insexting)

Ashley was texsulting me so I broke her phone.

by shinjuo May 8, 2010

tempura shrimp

when your mouth gets really dry, so you ask your partner to squirt and spit in it and then you gargle it, and mix the juices around, and create a juice cocktail and you spit it out on their shaft:

“OMG i totally tempura shrimped on Jasmine last night!”

by ball.sucker February 5, 2022

Temujin

AKA: Genghis Khan. Mongol warlord of the Golden Horde from 1206-1227.
Inventor of the pioneering medieval missile: the niznaz.
The world's first philanthropist.
Good friend of Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd.

Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd: Hello Temujin.
Temujin: Hello Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd.

by The Nug14 September 2, 2009

tensure

(ten'-shur)

noun--bacon; this used to be an obsolete definition but we are bringing it back grassroots style.

"Yes!!! I just won 236.237 pounds of tensure playing a kick-ass number guessing game!!"

by noodlehead December 14, 2004