a tellie is the most amazing couple you can find they always have something to talk about and always have inside jokes like a rusty sippy cup but, overall they would be the couple to get married when they are older. they are also a weird couple to handle cause they have their goofy moments at times but they have great bonding skills
tellie is so cute- georgia
by tegan56 June 8, 2020
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by Da Avatar November 7, 2019
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Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!
by TheTrue209 February 25, 2023
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I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
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The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
Get the big telly pokey bum wank mug.French name for a boy. A very fine, handsome guy with soft hair. A Telli has the best smile and is very sweet. They are pretty rare to come by. They are usually into gaming and lots of sports and adventure. A Telli is multi talented. They are the best people to fall in love with. If you have a Telli in your life, consider yourself to be the luckiest of the luckiest.
Snowi: I am so lucky to have a Telli in my life!
Amin: I bet you are!! I wish I had a Telli in my life too :(
Amin: I bet you are!! I wish I had a Telli in my life too :(
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