The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
Get the Big Telly Wankmug. a tellie is the most amazing couple you can find they always have something to talk about and always have inside jokes like a rusty sippy cup but, overall they would be the couple to get married when they are older. they are also a weird couple to handle cause they have their goofy moments at times but they have great bonding skills
tellie is so cute- georgia
by tegan56 June 8, 2020
Get the telliemug. A really nice boy who PMS's like a girl. He's cute, fun to be around, and will still love you at the end of the day if you do something stupid.
by N. E. Bodie July 29, 2012
Get the Telly Deanmug. a very short handsome guy that is good with girls. Not very popular and very antisocial, but is a very cool guy to hang around and a nice person to meet.
Tellys is very good looking
by Tellys November 21, 2021
Get the Tellysmug. by Billi3_3ilish August 4, 2021
Get the Telliemug. A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree
by Coozba August 17, 2017
Get the bush tellymug.