Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021

Hubble Space Telescope

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.

“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”

by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

rungaha remagaha woraha teleha etoyamtee ramgay

Long long ago, 1000 years before the kingdom of Ruraiharapur (present day Mangolia) was established, the king Vapashtra I and his descendants, Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay, and his grandson, Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay was born in 2009. Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay has king Vapashtra I's ancestry. His family history includes, Vapashtra I's son, Prince Lansapuram, married Princess Maharashtra, in fact, the Indian State Maharashtra was named after Princess Maharashtra. They had a son named Mumbaisetri. The Indian city of Mumbai was named after him. 600 years later, Mumbaisetri's great-great-great-great grandson, Mahanaga Rehasi Hamajagah Lamsaobaygio Bị Xỉu Rồi married Sansansi Pupunang Yamtee Ramgay, and had a son named Susasapay Palasau Yamtee Ramgay. His grandson would be Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay and his great-great grandson would be Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay.

I can't believe it! I didn't know that Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay have Vapashtra I's ancestry!

by hund11111 December 23, 2022

nubble space telescope

having an internet connection so slow that u transmit and receive data as fast as the hubble space telescope.

he's lagging so badly he could be a nubble space telescope

by moon August 1, 2004

Telephone Tough-Guy

1. A person who has very mean and ruthless tones over the telephone.

2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.

John: "Hey, you better quit fucking around with my sister or else..."

Jim: "Or else what?"

John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."

Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."

by Antonino G. July 5, 2009

Teleah

A smart girl. She know what she wants and when she wants it she going to get it. This girl doesn’t care about what comes out of her mouth 99% of the time. She is usually thick and fine and she of very independent and doesn’t ask for handouts from anybody. If any guy talks to Teleah all he think about is Teleah. Just the thought of Her makes him want to date her. She always keep her friends to a minimum and she doesn’t trust fast. You will know when she trust you,when she start to tell you everything! She can be goofy, rude, a freak, and stubborn it’s gonna be her way or no way. This girl can be a bit spoiled in a lot of different ways! Most of the time her favorite word is goofy or idgaf.

Man did you see how stubborn teleah was being today?

by Biggfactss August 16, 2018

talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005