telinga ma

a fatal disease that can infect anyone vut mire prominent towards girls.one if the symptoms is the person would get absorbed wayyyyy toooo much into drama and anyone with skin like he's bathed in yogurt for decades and a nationality of south korean in the passport.they're all lucky if they can past through her without getting followed by like a zombie.

OMG....that girl has been draining herself from watching all those korean dramas all night without getting a break.girl! is that even humanely possible?is it possibly she's been infected with telinga Ma?!?!?!

by TheDrippingVenom April 22, 2018

tellinghuisen

Some one with this last name is a very intelligentl,and very attractive they can easily talk people into what they want because they are that smooth

We're u just tellinghuisen ?

by Damn Dana November 27, 2018

tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 7, 2020

Telling a Morrison

On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.

"Is that the truth, or are you telling a Morrison?"

by ToonDoo November 13, 2021

telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021

Telling Riddles

A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.

Jill: How was the date?
Kate: He was telling riddles all night, I needed to change my panties.

by SazzyNerd September 23, 2021

Teading

Teasing someone while drinking tea (can be sexual)

"Oh goodness gracious" *slurps tea* "it does appear you have a silly voice!" She said while teading him.

by Cicilica February 13, 2022