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Teenage Girl Typing Style 

A way of typing that is comprehensible to only their own race. Teenage girls. Although the word includes teenage girls the age range for the extremely stupid typing is usually 13-16, the "stupid" phase of the teenage girl race.
Teenage Girl on Facebook 1: omg r u srs lol hve 2 nt uze 2 mny ltters

Teenage Girl on Facebook 2 den it hppend . i ws lke wat???

Teenage Girl on Facebook 3: dat is soooooo coooolllll iii cannnnt holllldddd in my excittttmen

Average-Intelligence Person Talking to Average-Intelligence Friend: I can't stand these fucking retarded Teenage Girl Typing Style posts on facebook.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

a very cool show that was on Saturday morning TV during the late 80s and early 90s. It was inspired by a cult comic book and spawned 3 motion pictures and several video games. The 4 turtles became mutated by a radioactive ooze. This factor gives the seies an environmental message leaning that needs attention today.
1. In the computer room in the campus library where I went to college the 4 tie-in printers are named Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael.

2. When the local TV stations in 1992 started programming 4 hours of nonstop bullshit news programs on Saturday mornings for the yuppies, my son Roger cried because he couldn't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore. I wrote to Channel 6 telling them how furious I was.

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

They're heoes in a half shell and they're green. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

When the evil Shredder attacks (whooosh!) them turtle boys don't cut him no slack.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but prude (gimme a break!)
Michelangelo is a party too (party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

Teenage Dystopia 

It is a growing genre of literature pretty much because of the growing anxiety in the modern times that even the teenagers are affected. In this genre, teenagers struggle to live their own free ways in a very constricted, totalitarian, conservative, and sometimes post-apocalyptic world. Many of these struggles turn against them so bad that the impact greatly affects others of their same age. It has been read widely because plenty are aware of the horrible outcomes that anxiety, nowadays, may bring to us.

The main protagonists, as the word suggests, are almost entirely teenagers whose main goal, according to their nature, is to simply be free from anything. The main antagonist are their oppressors such as adults, totalitarian governments, and the society with diminished moral conducts and humanistic values. The latter is also the setting because it is the cage or the jail where teenagers longed for their freedom. The nature of this genre is violent most of the times and the content may be too obscure such as killing teenagers. In movies, they can be too disturbing to watch because of the violence set directly towards teens.
The Hunger Games trilogy, Insurgent, The Long Walk, Rage, Fahrenheit 451, The Giver, 1984, Lord of the Flies, Brave New World, Unwind, Battle Royale, and Human.4 are examples of Teenage Dystopia literature.
Teenage Dystopia by bowzerD January 14, 2013

teenage bopper 

A adolescent youngster who is annoying, squeals and thinks she is in love when a guy just even looks at her, wears anything out of her big sister's closet. They often pretend to be actors from channels such as disney or cartoon network on the internet.
Teenie boppers outside my window: "Omg he looked at you, I know he is soooo in love with you" "EEEEEEEE" "OOOOOOOOOOH"

Me: *rips ears off*
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Teenage Bopper: I'm so psyched!! I got the NEW hanna montanna cd!!!!
teenage bopper by Razelle December 25, 2007

Teenage Recession 

The time lapse/phase of a teenagers year where everything is of boredom. e.g after exams, during the holidays.
Person 1: Man im sooo bored, nothing to do at ALL!
Person 2: Yeahh Teenage Recession...
Teenage Recession by Rd..xD May 25, 2009

teenage punk

Noun. Pejorative term. A teenager considered a nuisance or smartass by a member of an older generation. Ex. my grandfather.
"Hey, you teenage punk! Pull your pants up and turn down that music. In my day, kids like you were murdered by the clean cut kids." - My grandfather, and probably your's, too.
teenage punk by tglee September 1, 2012

Teenage Mutant Ninja Nigga 

A person (specifically Black, but can be Hispanic, or Asian) that knows martial arts of some kind and is between the ages of 13-19. He also has to be someone who usually is: clever, quick,(not literately a "Mutant")has done some "off-tha-wall" shit, somewhat secretive, chills in dark urban areas,(such as a back alley or in the depths of the ghetto) and basically, a bad ass, yet a cool enough person to hang with.
That dude just drop-kicked that cop in tha faze while taking the gun from hiz holster, turned and elbowed one cop that ran up, THEN ducked-n-rolled under tha last cop's leg, shot him and FRONT FLIPPED over tha squad car and dashed 2 his hideout with tha money!
---That's ninja nigga shit!---