Teeking

Sending multiple chat messages/emails/SMS to convey a single message. With either intent to annoy, or your mind is too hyperactive to condense your content into one complete message.

Example:

Mike: Hey whats up?
Mike: I am going to

Jimmy: Going to what?
Mike: Going to do something today.
Jimmy: Okay....? Why are you telling me?
Mike: wanna join? I'm bringing the boat!
Jimmy: Go swimming?
Mike: Yeah.
Jimmy: Yeah. OMW

Could you please stop teeking, i don't have time to check my phone every minute. Speak your piece.

by BoydGuyManson March 12, 2021

fortune telling

Fortune telling is based on tools that the fortune teller uses. It is a spiritual interpretation of the future of your life. Tarot cards, throwing dice, palm reading, astrology or other methods are used.

fortune telling works with Horoscopes, palmistry, dream interpretation, card reading

by knowingportal May 26, 2020

you're telling the story

A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.

Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.

by Hvaccess April 22, 2016

teglin

A feminest who is most likely a youtuber

Hey look its teglin
Teglin: THATS NKT EQUAL

by Jeffy doesnt even know June 6, 2017

teefin

While performing oral sex on the penis, the partner on knees decides that a gentle stroke of the teeth would further arouse the penis, not realizing that a jab to the face is the "knee-jerk" impulse to one clamping on the shaft.

Partna Dem 1- Eh cuz you won't believe what KeKe did last night while I was gettin some dome
Partna Dem 2- What she do cah?
Partna Dem 1- Man I was finda get my nut off before she started teefin all up and down my dick!
Partna Dem 2- That's why she got a black eye?
Partna Dem 1- Heyyyah

by KangStatus August 8, 2009

Tselinoyask

Supposedly spelt "Tselinoyarsk"; this is the location that will take place in the new Metal Gear Solid 3 game.

Tselinoya(r)sk is a mountainous, jungular region near the border of the Soviet Union.

by Dave September 9, 2004

teeging

When two guys insert their penises into one another at the same time One guy lays face down with his penis pushed between his legs while the other lays face up from the opposite direction filling both holes at the same time

Man that guy wants to be a top but is really a bottom. Teeging would satisfy both his desires.

by Teeginator September 8, 2013