Coded phrases of the Tea Party movement, used to indicate which un-American, un-Republican, un-Christian plot to:
- redistribute wealth
- destroy liberties
- take away guns
- destroy marriages via homosexual peer-pressure
- imprison GOP-voting patriots
- implement anarcho-Marxist-fascist-socialist-Communism
- create a one-world government where black people rule
- create FEMA camps that execute dear old grandmas
- install bureaucrats who decide who lives or dies
- make the rich pay for the lazy, dirty poor people
- redistribute wealth
- destroy liberties
- take away guns
- destroy marriages via homosexual peer-pressure
- imprison GOP-voting patriots
- implement anarcho-Marxist-fascist-socialist-Communism
- create a one-world government where black people rule
- create FEMA camps that execute dear old grandmas
- install bureaucrats who decide who lives or dies
- make the rich pay for the lazy, dirty poor people
Examples of teabonics:
"Take our country back!" (save us from a black man and changing demographics)
"We believe in states' rights!" (we'd still have slaves if it weren't for Lincoln)
"Say NO to socialism!" (we don't want government to function for the benefit of average people, only corporations and the very rich)
"blah blah blah...Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (see? look! His middle name sounds Middle Eastern...so he's a terrorist!")
"We are a grass-roots movement" (FreedomWorks, Fox News)
"Take our country back!" (save us from a black man and changing demographics)
"We believe in states' rights!" (we'd still have slaves if it weren't for Lincoln)
"Say NO to socialism!" (we don't want government to function for the benefit of average people, only corporations and the very rich)
"blah blah blah...Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (see? look! His middle name sounds Middle Eastern...so he's a terrorist!")
"We are a grass-roots movement" (FreedomWorks, Fox News)
by el_che April 7, 2010
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1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing
2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling)
1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing
2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling)
1) "He was totally blowing it with that chick, so he Tebowed. Somehow, he ended up nailing her."
2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?"
2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?"
by peopleoverprofits December 7, 2011
Get the Tebow mug.Tea bagging someone while doing the Tebow. Dropping your nuts in someones mouth while down on one knee, head down and fist to your forehead.
I Tebow bagged Mandi while she was passed out last night.
If anyone passes out early tonight I'm so going Tebow Bagging.
If anyone passes out early tonight I'm so going Tebow Bagging.
by Faster_b December 14, 2011
Get the Tebow Bagging mug.groggy tired agitated state one is in when they have had more than enough Tim Tebow stories/hype on the TV, radio, and internet. ESPN is a large cause and side effect of this medical condition. Sadly, the only cure is Pacman Jones, hookers, and blow. See also: Skip Bayless
side effects include - not showing up until the last minute, allergies to alcohol and female body parts, prayer
side effects include - not showing up until the last minute, allergies to alcohol and female body parts, prayer
Biff: Man, I love the Broncos, they are getting some LOOOOVE on ESPN.
Gary: Broncos? It's all about Tebow. I've totally got Tebow Fatigue. Let's go to the strip club and grab some food.
Gary: Broncos? It's all about Tebow. I've totally got Tebow Fatigue. Let's go to the strip club and grab some food.
by ShawnKempIsMyDad December 17, 2011
Get the Tebow Fatigue mug.One who participates in the unhealthy, new trend of Anglophilia spurred by such shows as BBC's Sherlock and Dr Who. Comparable to weeaboos in their fervour and cringe-inducingness.
Gary used to be fun to hang out with, but ever since he discovered Dr Who, he's become a teeaboo, complete with Tom Baker scarf and a penchant for slipping 'timey wimey' into every sentence.
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