ted

Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.

Person 1: where is ted
Ted: Im here bb

by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022

Ted

The sharpest guy you’ll ever meet

Perfect with a Bella

Life was better in Australia

Fans: “Looking sharp ted”

by SharpTed July 15, 2022

Ted

A fucking kiddy fiddler. 🤟🏻

Boy:do you know ted

Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day

Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…

by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022

Ted

AN AMAZING MAN WITH LARGE MUSCLES AND BALLS THE SIZE OF JUPITER(s) WHO HATES IDOITS

person 1: Ted is muscle
person 2:ye

by BICKDIGGAMINGCOOL2434658 November 7, 2022

ted

ted aka teddy weddy is one kf my bffs and rhey can cancel me at any moment but they decide not to

suga: omg ted remeber ur cumbur era
ted: omg no never speak of that era AGAIN!!!! 😡😡😡😡

by sugaboogerstink July 3, 2023

Ted

To bring a guy to an event to make another guy jealous

She tedded him

by Elttar August 16, 2024

Ted

Ted

Ted is my name

by anonymous November 29, 2023