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Technoblade Apologist

A very cool person. Anarchy Lover. Pig Man Stan
Someone: Hey why are you a technoblade apologist?
Technoblade Apologist: Potato Man
by pasquiggles May 27, 2021
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technocrack

A piece of technology that fully consumes someone's attention to the exclusion of most, if not all, other matters. Usually it involves some incredibly new or much-coveted device with complicated instructions and/or really cool and modern features. In other words, an extremely addictive and prohibitavely expensive little gadget. (NOTE: can be used as noun or adjective).
ADJECTIVE: I broke up with my boyfriend because he cares so much about his technocrack telephone and how it works that he never actually calls me on it.

NOUN: The latest mp3 device is such technocrack that all I want to do is download stuff to it and play it as loud as I want to for as long as I want to.
by SW74 January 18, 2008
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tecnotard

People that have no idea how to use modern technology. They will bug you until you want to put a bullet in your brain.
Man 1: How do I move this file to my flash drive?
Man 2: You left click the file, hold down the click and move it to the flash drive, you Tecnotard.
by Volk551 September 2, 2011
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Technoblade

Bruhhhhhhhhhhh
Bruhhhhhhhh technoblade went crazy on those orphans
by Wilbur soup January 11, 2021
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Technoblading

Using a trapdoor in Minecraft to ”swim” aka lie on the flor. I am Greg
Oh shit i am tEcHnObLAdiNg *in a robotic voice*
by Molleeee April 14, 2021
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technoblade

the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.
person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?
by techno's elbow July 20, 2021
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Technoblade

a often known as youtuber, but is pretty much pig, or stanned.
"My favorite youtuber is Technoblade"
by loffadoofa January 28, 2022
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