Schizer Tech

Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.

"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."

"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."

by 5lo5h March 17, 2011

Playa Tech

A form of the musical subgenre Tech House but a much more spiritual, tribally, eastern, world music sounding, trance inducing, yoga friendly variety. Performed on the Playa at Burning Man and other like minded parties.

Rainbow: "Eww this music sounds like disco with a banging 4x4 beat, real keys, instruments and a soulful sounding vocalist sometimes behind it. What is this? And everyone's dancing so hard to it I can't even fit my hula hoop in here or do proper yoga poses without being knocked down!"

Robert: "Aww Rainbow, you're just used to sunrise Playa Tech because of all the Burning Man's you've attended. Here in the city people prefer dancing to jackin house music at a warehouse at 6am."

by feetoid May 14, 2016

tech up

In RTS (Real-Time Strategy) computer games, to concentrate on researching technologies and upgrades for your forces.

When playing the Protoss in Starcraft, I like to tech up before attacking

by MISTER OWNINATOR June 26, 2009

Darlo Tech

A college situated in the north east town Darlington, where "students" go to do a btech hair and beauty course, that's if they even bother to turn up in their nike air max. Their lanyards may as well say under achiever and their fashion sense is just as dire.

She just failed her exams, she'll be going to Darlo Tech.

by merchmerchmerch September 3, 2016

state tech ag central college tech

The most prestigious college in Rhode Island

Brian: "I'm off to State Tech Ag Central College Tech"
Stewart: "There's really two 'tech's in there?"

by zank frappa May 3, 2017

Religion teacher

Someone who attempts and fails to teach you religion.

That Religion Teacher made no sense

by Keferd November 3, 2019

middle school teacher

Unfortunate adults who spend eight hours a day with sullen adolescents in hormonal overdrive, typically on the verge of a nervous breakdown but committed to their job because the vacations are soooooo great.

"He must be a middle school teacher; check out the twitch."

"What do you do?"
"I teach middle school."
"Oh, I'm so sorry."

by agayteacher March 28, 2005