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teabag alarm

The sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. The noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to passersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress.
I was about to open the door, but then I heard Chris sounding the teabag alarm on the other side.
by 24JackBauer24 November 10, 2009
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teabag tampon

Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth
While Steve was passed out he awoke to having been teabag tamponed.
by stevemister July 18, 2015
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Teabag Steeping

When a man fills a woman’s mouth with semen and the man crouches over a dips his testicles in the semen repeatedly.
Adolf steeped his teabag so many times in Eva’s mouth. Teabag Steeping is keeps it alive.
by FOOTLICKER_37 January 19, 2022
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Video Teabag

When you excuse yourself from a video chat and then surprise the person you are video chatting with by lowering your testicles into the range of the camera from above.
My friend I was chatting with said they needed to step out for a second, but the next thing I saw was a set of hairy balls on my screen - totally video teabagged me.
by S Gminder April 20, 2011
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Arctic Teabag

When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.
I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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half-steeped teabagger

A person who sympathizes with the Tea Party movement, but does not explicitly identify as a member.
Not only is he a Republican, he's a half-steeped teabagger!
by Raikuron October 11, 2011
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Teabagistan

The country or land where teabaggers live, grow and thrive.
Upon exiting the political rally, the teabaggers hopped on their bus, and drove home to Teabagistan.
by ridddder October 5, 2012
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