a female that places a man's ballbag or scroti into her mouth. Proper positioning requires she be on her back and mouth open, and the man squats over her mouth and "dips" the tea bag in and out. Can also be called a "TBQ" for short.
by alex shirk December 14, 2008
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Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
by Concho June 29, 2012
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Also called a taint brush or soul patchusually worn by an older bald douchebag or a younger half a fageither way it is passe. Maybe add some Bono yellow tinted glasses(worn indoors)and lots of black fabric to complete the desired toolappearance.
Did you guys see that old bald douchebag with the tea bag tag and his half a fag buddy/sister trying to work those girl scouts?
by daCroat December 21, 2008
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Get the tea bag stamp mug.Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 4, 2018
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Male 1: Jenny was begging for something different so I gave her a Wookie Tea Bag.
Male 2: Oh...nice. Hope she cleaned her mouth out properly after that massive bush went in there.
Male 1: Oh don't worry dude, I made sure she did.
Male 2: Oh...nice. Hope she cleaned her mouth out properly after that massive bush went in there.
Male 1: Oh don't worry dude, I made sure she did.
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At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl
Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.
Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl
Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.
Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.
Mary drank her Long Island tea bag with much satisfaction. They were the best tasting testicles she had ever sucked on.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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