Taco Bell

A one-way ticket to Toilet Town.

Jimmy: I just got some Taco Bell.

FBI: Get down, he’s gonna blow!

(Jimmy nukes the whole town)

Moral of the story: Taco Bell bad. Chipotle good.

by ChiefLEGOLover January 13, 2021

Taco Bell

Alternately titled "Toxic Hell." This is a resteraunt chain in which you get "just add hot water" food, and end up feeling like you just ate all of the radioactive waste from any Nuclear Plant in the world. The food is so biologically fucked up that it makes little annoying ankle-biting dogs talk.

I went to Taco Bell and damn do I feel polluted.

by TSMason May 12, 2003

taco belle

Somewhat derogatory term for an attractive Mexican female

Rosarita is a taco belle

by robin graves February 21, 2004

Taco Bell

Where weapons of mass destruction are made.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll have weapons of mass destruction within two hours.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Taco Bell

The unofficial food chain for potheads.

stoner1: Dude, have you noticed that no one has defined Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads yet?

stoner2: Yeah, WTF? You'd think it would be, since Urban Dictionary is the unofficial dictionary of potheads.

stoner1:God, I love Taco Bell.

stoner2:God, I love Urban Dictionary.

stoner1: Dude, let's get really high, make a run for the boarder, then go on Urban Dictionary and define Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads!!!!

stoner2: We just did that, dude.

stoner1: Ooooh Yeeaaahh.....dude, I'm so fucking high.

stoner2:....... Dude, I gotta take a shit real bad.

by X-tine! September 27, 2006

Taco Bell

In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.

Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.

by therealrichieedwards November 9, 2004

Taco Bell

a fast food chain with mexican food instead of burgers and fries. ive never gotten the shits there, only really good food.

try the steak grilled stuft burrito.

by Dan January 18, 2005