crafting table

The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.
Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not
by Djbobhut February 25, 2020
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milking table

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.
I just bought my husband a milking table!
by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015
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Off the table

If sth is "off the table", there will be no more discussions about it.
Hey! That topic is off the table! Let it go.
by manaaa December 17, 2012
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merch table

The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.
I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.

Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?
by Greg Boose June 20, 2006
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Flip the table

The act of not caring for something anymore.

See Also: Fuck this shit.
Bob: "Man, I can't be stuffed studying for this test anymore!"
Bill: "Yeah, just flip the table!"
by hazhazhaz November 4, 2013
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Bro Table

The sexiest group of guys that you will ever meet. This group is composed of the 12 most real niggas from Vanier. If you ever come across these guys then you better pray for the best.
1: Yo is that Bro Table?
2: Yeah man we better watch out before something happens.
1: Oh shit
by Guacamiless January 22, 2021
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table dance

In sex work, a table dance is a form of striptease in which a stripper focuses their attention on one client or john. Unlike a lap dance (or, euphemistically, a "VIP dance") there is no physical contact between the sex worker and the client.
My buddies got drunk at the strip joint and started dancing on tables. The hired-thug bouncers explained very rudely to them that is is not what they meant by advertising a "table dance" on offer for an exorbitant fee.
by bitchuck September 23, 2023
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