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synchronized swimming

A form of group sex used with very loose vaginal orifices.
We had a synchronized swimming session with Charlene.
by anjr00 July 17, 2003
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Synchronized Pissing

When you and the person next to you start pissing at the same time and somehow stop pissing at the same time making the situation awkward although leaving you both thinking "fuck that was legendary"
I went to the bathroom and these two people were Synchronized Pissing. It was kinda awkward but legendary.
by j0d4n September 6, 2011
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Synchronized football

Synchronized football is an individual hybrid sport of regular football and penalty kicks. The name derives from it's mathematically perfected, synchronized field layout. The game can host a number of players, ranging from 3-6, where the goal layout of a 3 player-match would be a triangle, and in a game of 5 players would be a pentagon and so on.
Hi Geir! Want to play a game of synchronized football? Me a and my buddies here challenge you to a hectagon game.
by geir January 9, 2007
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idiocynchracy synchronosity

Petty aliments or hiccups experienced in achieving synchrononisity
Idiocynchracy synchronosity adds allure to demure.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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synchronicit causality

The phenomenon where in people that are geographically separated experience a coincidence with no other possible explanation, that would not have happened otherwise.
You pick up the phone to dial your sister, and she is already on the line without dialing, or the phone ringing, as she has already called you.

But you know that if you did not go to call her, she would not have tried to call you - synchronicit causality

It was the act of picking up the phone that precipitated the event.
by Lostware February 1, 2012
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synchronicity of a household

Play music super loud in your house and shake and rattle the studs.
by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018
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Synchronicity II

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all

Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away

Synchronicity II
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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