by anjr00 July 17, 2003
Get the synchronized swimming mug.When you and the person next to you start pissing at the same time and somehow stop pissing at the same time making the situation awkward although leaving you both thinking "fuck that was legendary"
I went to the bathroom and these two people were Synchronized Pissing. It was kinda awkward but legendary.
by j0d4n September 6, 2011
Get the Synchronized Pissing mug.Synchronized football is an individual hybrid sport of regular football and penalty kicks. The name derives from it's mathematically perfected, synchronized field layout. The game can host a number of players, ranging from 3-6, where the goal layout of a 3 player-match would be a triangle, and in a game of 5 players would be a pentagon and so on.
Hi Geir! Want to play a game of synchronized football? Me a and my buddies here challenge you to a hectagon game.
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Get the idiocynchracy synchronosity mug.The phenomenon where in people that are geographically separated experience a coincidence with no other possible explanation, that would not have happened otherwise.
You pick up the phone to dial your sister, and she is already on the line without dialing, or the phone ringing, as she has already called you.
But you know that if you did not go to call her, she would not have tried to call you - synchronicit causality
It was the act of picking up the phone that precipitated the event.
But you know that if you did not go to call her, she would not have tried to call you - synchronicit causality
It was the act of picking up the phone that precipitated the event.
by Lostware February 1, 2012
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by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018
Get the synchronicity of a household mug.Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake
Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake
Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Synchronicity II
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Synchronicity II
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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