competitive solitaire 

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

competitive solitaire by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Super Solitary 

Solitary Confinement with even more sensory deprivation.

Inmate (currently in Solitary): Yo, what up?
Guard: Shut up, or I'll put you in Solitary!
Inmate: But I'm already in Solitary!
Guard: Then I'll put you in SUPER SOLITARY!
Inmate: NO! Please, not that!

Super Solitary by drivingdudefromnowhere May 1, 2022

Sock Solitaire 

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

Sock Solitaire by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

Sock-Puppet Solitaire

The person who has a team of alt accounts that she constantly uses to create pretend support, praise, and agreement "from others" for herself in forums and social media.

Oh, I see that she's back for another round of Sock-Puppet Solitaire again! It's so cringe and humiliating, I can't!

Sock-Puppet Solitaire by EffortlesslyBetter April 23, 2026

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

dealing myself a hand of solitaire by El ritardo April 17, 2020