by jelqinator123 July 1, 2025
Get the Sootpanic mug.The Hungarian Shotput, is the act of throwing bitesize amounts of food from a distance, into the mouth of a person who sleeps with their mouth open.
I caught my snoring Grandma on the family couch, so I grabbed some scotch eggs and played a bit of Hungarian Shotput.
by KanveyNipper October 11, 2021
Get the Hungarian Shotput mug.When you shove a pool ball in a midgets ass and feed them laxatives. Then proceed to spin them around until it shoots out.
See that guy over there, I bet he would be perfect for the Cincinnati shotput , I bet he would shoot it far.
by RaginHonki October 8, 2023
Get the Cincinnati shotput mug.I witness a glimmer in my darkness
It began with a slight twinkle, and then it became rays of sunshine
Turns out it was him all along
He must've come from above because
He is forever glowing, and no such thing exists in my world
He could be the sun…
And his smile beamed like a thousand fireflies
I stood mesmerized by his light
He is rare, and I know he isn't from here
How does he always shine so effortlessly?
He's a candle; I never want it to go out
And I'm afraid if we were ever to collide, we would lose our harmony and form an eclipse
It began with a slight twinkle, and then it became rays of sunshine
Turns out it was him all along
He must've come from above because
He is forever glowing, and no such thing exists in my world
He could be the sun…
And his smile beamed like a thousand fireflies
I stood mesmerized by his light
He is rare, and I know he isn't from here
How does he always shine so effortlessly?
He's a candle; I never want it to go out
And I'm afraid if we were ever to collide, we would lose our harmony and form an eclipse
by Anonymous.flower.101 December 25, 2023
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