Studying botany

To have a cannabis session to oneself.
To get high alone.

Person 1: "So, I was studying botany last night, and then Rachel called like 5 minutes later."
Person 2: "Shit, what'd you fuckin' say?"
Person 1: "I played it cool and told her about the time I got high in an amusement park sky ride."
Person 2: "...

by Jazz Cigarettes October 7, 2023

studying donkey

A person who studies a lot, and he gets straight As in tests or exams, but he has no idea what the hell is he doing! A 21st century typical student who only focuses on grades or degrees, and he cares little to zero about the material he is learning, or the outcome of his studies in terms of knowledge and real life applications. Someone who is in school with the main focus of making more money or following the crowd and listening to what others told him, so he tries to do well just to embarrass them. The good student with no qualifications who sums up our educational systems today.

This engineer I work with must have been a studying donkey! He has a PHD, but he cannot answer a single question I ask him at my job.

by Zizou1990 March 9, 2024

I should be studying

You're so distracted/bored while studying or doing homework that you search up random things.

Go back to studying!

I should be studying right now but I'm going to search it up random things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by B00tyk1lla69 March 28, 2019

Blitz Studying

The act of quick-fire studying or cramming information the night before or even hours before an exam.

Todd: I hate that we have the Physics test today. Did you atleast study for this one?
James: Just another night of blitz studying, don't worry about me.

by iBotulo May 5, 2021

hardcore studying

studying to the extreme. completely focused and determined to absorb the material you're studying. to get ready for an upcoming exam.

So what are you up to this afternoon man?

I'm hardcore studying to get ready for my exam!

by dr.techno February 23, 2011

Binge Studying

The act of cramming intensely a day or two before a huge test and then regurgitating the information the day of. Little or none of the studied material is retained after the regurgitation thus binge studying is effective only in short term situations such as a quiz or a test and is generally not possible to achieve for final exams.

I need to stop this habit of binge studying or else I'll be clueless on this material when it comes to the final exam.

by OrbatiousOracle142 June 1, 2011

guitar hero studying

This is the phenomenon when you go to study for a test and you end up playing guitar hero. the next day during the test, the bubble sheet appears like guitar hero notes.

dude i went to her house to get ready for midterms and we ended up guitar hero studying.

by brett LLLLLLLL January 22, 2008