When one can't escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their butt cheeks up until the urge passes. Such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.
The stupid meeting took so long I had to execute a "strategic hold" to prevent from shitting my pants.
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"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."
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“You are very strategical”- Christopher Sturniolo
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Get the strategical mug.a useful tool when sparring in preparation for an upcoming MMA fight, the strategy involves repeatedly jabbing the opponent in the face using a right-left-right-left pattern. this is useful because it not only lands a great number of punches, but it also keeps your opponent far away and out of range for his own strikes
henry: man, this guy keeps taking me down and i can't score any points
noah: dude, you should just go back to the strategy!
noah: dude, you should just go back to the strategy!
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Dudette: Hey, wanna go the pub tonight?
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good
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