Steven stobierski

The literal definition of retarded

Friend 1: I got 5/45 for my maths paper
Friend 2: Are you a Steven Stobierski?

by ooft mate February 17, 2019

Stoning

The act of beating someone with Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul. Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.

Marcus: Holy crap! What happened to Jack?
James: He spilt his beer so we immediately Stoned him.
Marcus: What is stoning?
James: We beat him with Keystones.
Marcus: Oh that would explain the blood.

by Swag Master Cloud August 12, 2011

Stoking

Prompting a firey response in a victim.

A: "Yo' Momma"
B: "Why you stoking me?"

by Powder_ Keg March 24, 2010

soobinsexual

Only being attracted to Choi Soobin who is member of kpop group TOMORROW X TOGETHER

p1: do you want to be my gf/bf?
p2: sorry i’m soobinsexual

by tina lvs skz December 16, 2020

e-stoning

The act of smoking pot with your buddies over AIM or a chat room in the event that you all can't smoke together in real life.

"Hey did you guys smoke at Ted's the other day?"
"No man Matt couldn't sneak out so we all just e-stoned over MSN."
"Man I love e-stoning, lemme give you my screen name!"

by AwesomeFace22222222222222222 July 7, 2009

Stoinky

(adj.) Nerdy, dorky, moving in an awkward way or socially uncomfortable. Most frequently used to describe teenage boys undergoing the "puberty blues."

OMG I think that stoinky guy from the chess club likes me!

by mikegil April 1, 2009

stoping

When you are too stupid to spell stopping. Such as a random dumb blond girl would say when when she tries to put the word "stop" into a different tense.

Stoping taliking on snapchat and getting a life.

by Miltonfootball443 October 14, 2016