Switzerlandish

the act of having a certain accent that sounds like your jewish but your actually not jewish your switzerlandish

the man sounded Switzerlandish when they were having a conversation

by the word creater November 23, 2022

The Switzerland Technique

to survive a conflict unharmed by simply not getting involved

Joel used the Switzerland technique to win the round

by hypercharge67 February 26, 2015

Pink Switzerland

Someone's asshole. The anus of a man or woman. The Chocolate Starfish, or maybe even the Fart Box. You get the idea.

Jerry: "I was tongue punching Jenny's Pink Switzerland last night in her mom's bed!"
Thomas: "Golly gee Jerry you sure are a stud!"

by mockywottle January 6, 2023

Spitzerface

The face of reluctant apology (or crapology) because you have to even though your shit's totally fucked regardless, as made by New York Governor Eliot Spitzer as he apologized on national television for sleeping with high-class hookers, even though he knew he was going to have to resign over this.

Represented by the emoticon:
):-

Douche: She caught me in bed with her sister.
Friend: What did you do?
Douche: Well, I dismounted first, then apologized
Friend: How's that going?
Douche: (spitzerface) ):-

Fatty: I ate his last doughnut. What do I do?
Fatty's Advisor: (spitzerface) ):-
Fatty: Shit, you're right.

by jmattyc March 12, 2008

skitzer

A person who regularly uses methamphetamine

That person is moving and talking super fast, they must be a skitzer.

by MandaInTexas September 26, 2008

Switzerland

A country of yodelling mountain goat herders and hot blondes named Heidi.

A country in Europe that never chooses sides in wars.

Switzerland makes good hot chocolate.

by Me August 16, 2003

Spitzerfiable

Adjective; A way of describing anything that you would be willing to pay $4100 to do. Derived from former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer's expensive hour with a hooker.

Guy 1:"Yo look at that bittie right there. She's pretty smokin. Think she's Spitzerfiable?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."

by bigtones March 13, 2008