Stealth Baked

Being baked but not showing signs of it

A: You don't look very baked?
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.

by NeoLobster August 22, 2010

stealth-pet

Petting a stranger's dog without permission before the stranger notices; a fun activity to do when you're bored in the park

Dude! I totally just stealth-pet that Portuguese Water Dog; I just walked right by it, petted without asking, and then ran before its owner noticed! What a rush!

by BraiNerd October 25, 2009

Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.

I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.

by Fartgenious June 7, 2011

stealth ginge

adj. - One whose bodily hair is brown with (sometimes) subtle ginger tones - often in denial of their ginger status.

He claimed his hair was brown, but everyone knew Simon was a stealth ginge.

by Paula Abdul December 9, 2008

master of stealth

A person that is best at not opening up and keeping their problems hidden. They like to help others from personal experience but no one will ever know what they have experienced. That's what makes them true masters of stealth

Joe "He never complains about himself "
Jack"YE he's a true master of stealth"

by Raya1243 May 20, 2018

flying stealth

setting your status on gchat as 'invisible', thereby surprising people when chatting them

I didn't realize you were on the chatter until you sent me that message, why are you flying stealth?'; 'I'm flying stealth to avoid that my co-worker I hooked up with by accident.

by Longman782 August 28, 2010

stealth nom

the act of furtively nomming on something, sometimes to ruin something, other times just to nom.

A: wow did you see him stealth nom in that picture?

B: yeah he totally nommed on that bread without the photographer seeing it.

A: yeah, haha, wait till that picture comes out.

by nomminlikeitsmajob April 4, 2010