dirty statement.

dirty statement. A word used by people to define a a snitch who already informed the police by dropping a dirty statement.

"like the strip club was robbed, and as soon as the coppers arrived the manager was quick to make a dirty statement.

by kep john October 30, 2016

A fruse statement

When you are not sure if a statement is true or false so instead of saying "A true statement." or "A false statement." you say "A fruse statement.". If you somehow cannot tell, fruse is a combination of the word true and the word false.

"Hmmm, that is quite a fruse statement you made there."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

statement bail

When you bail on someone to make a statement that they don't run your lives. For example: the person you're talking to asks you to hang out and assumes you will drop everything to hang out with them. You bail to make a statement that they don't run your life.

I wanted to hang out with them, but I always go where he is. I think I'm going to statement bail.

by Kaceymac August 12, 2017

L Statement

1. A statement that is made when while losing an debate

2. (alt) A statement that auto L’s you

👨🏽 ⚖️: Did you kill her ?

🤷🏽 ♂️: She deserved it.
👩🏼 💼: Objection !!! L Statement

by pressinf August 1, 2022

thirst statements

When you verbally try to be sexy and mentally turn someone on. Works better on women.

Guy 1: Bro my girl sends me so many thirst traps...I’m lucky. What does your girl do?

Guy 2: She sends me thirst statements.
Guy 1: Lame

by YourePhinestHighness June 24, 2020

Pillow Statement

A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.

Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.

by Gbunny81 July 22, 2022

errowneous statement

A false claim dat you hadda paddle your boat rather than just using your motor.

Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.

by QuacksO December 8, 2020