Stalker

Your Ex-Boyfriend. IE. throwing rocks at your windown at 3:30 am. The Guy who makes you think, "what was i thinking?" Down right creepy.

Gosh Alyssa, is he really still doing that. Hes such a stalker. Gross.

by Alyssa Crosby January 14, 2006

Stalker

1. When someone calls someone at 1 in the morning and says "can you come outside because i wanna meet you, and im right by your house?", and you didn't even tell that person where you live.

2. Someone who has no friends so they steal your friends and decide to find out where they live.

3. A whore named bree.

"HEY! I'm outside you house...wanna hang out??"
"UHM NO YOU STALKER!?!?!?"

"It's bree im outside your house right now and i wanna meet you!"
"I need a restraining order from bree, that stalker!"

by Stalkeerrrrr April 15, 2009

stalkerism

the belief that caring for someone TOO much is completely ok.

stacey's stalkerism caused her to become unstable and "CUT" him off.

by the "JR" June 11, 2008

Stalker

Someone who watches someone while sleeping or doing their activities.

Chrisanne is such a stalker.

by JohnChulsky July 11, 2017

Stalker

Your very own Personal Fan

Get out of here, Stalker.

by ThePearl January 06, 2014

Stalker

Person who calls at all hours of the night/day and harasses you about slashing tires and throwing rocks

Gwen, I know you did it, I just want to come over and fix this face to face sweety, don't worry, I wont hurt you to bad

by Carizzle August 30, 2003

Stalker

Most guys who have dated, dumped, had sex with, or expressed interest in, a pud shucker. The remainder are all kiddy diddlers, weirdos, psychos or some other horribly objectional human vermin.

Joe: "People are saying that B.J. is saying you are a stalker."
Jason: "Everyone who has ever gone on a date with B.J. is a stalker."
Joe: "Not in reality."
Jason: "Exactly. Even looking at her twice sets the bitch off."

by JAFR2 January 24, 2009