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Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.
by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008
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Referring to the great tits on the female models of a popular clothing line. Small, Large, Round, Low Riders, or Firm, they are all perfect in their own way.
Jack: Hey Bobby. Check out the tits on her!
Bobby: Awesome set of Snorgtits man. Good spot on that one Jack.
Bobby: Awesome set of Snorgtits man. Good spot on that one Jack.
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by FinkyStingers March 13, 2009
Get the smorgassbord mug.A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.
Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.
Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.
Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!
Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.
Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.
Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.
Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.
by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012
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by scorgon_gal May 29, 2018
Get the Scorgon mug.The actual spelling of the word, with Ö being pronounced as "uhh" and Å pronounced as "ohh"
A word that means a shitload of something or many different kinds of said thing
A word that means a shitload of something or many different kinds of said thing
American guy: No way! How many?
Swedish guy: A fucking smörgåsbord my dude!
American guy: What?
Swedish guy: ... A smorgasbord.
American guy: Oohhh
Swedish guy: *dies a little inside*
Swedish guy: A fucking smörgåsbord my dude!
American guy: What?
Swedish guy: ... A smorgasbord.
American guy: Oohhh
Swedish guy: *dies a little inside*
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