Squoze

To be hugged tightly by someone with the intention of popping your back

Baby, my back hurts, I need squoze.

Squoze by Macintosh pedinski December 9, 2021

Squozed 

I dont know

“Wow thats pretty squozed”

Squozed by not gabriel, thats a shit name March 8, 2022

Squozen 

Past perfect tense of squeeze

She liked having her belly fat squozen

Squozen by Dirt McGirk December 22, 2022

Squoze

The past tense from being squeeze

From being squoze one too many times, the bird passed away

Squoze by Willbow Baggins January 17, 2023

Squoze

Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.

Usage:
“I squoze the toothpaste so hard, I summoned minty regret.”

Squoze by AbsurdWalrus May 1, 2025